Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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