everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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How old is victor? Old

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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