Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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who farted your mother

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Where is my tractor?

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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