Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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a black father

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Once upon a time.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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