- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

knock knock

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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