two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Obama

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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