What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What abou three times

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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