- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A British man walks into a dental office.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What abou three times

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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