- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Obama

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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