Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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poop

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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