dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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