What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Penis!

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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The penn state football administration

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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