What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Womens rights

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Please spell dyslexia.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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