- Anti Joke

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.