What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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