a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A Banana wrote this...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Homework.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Hello

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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