- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

The Holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Hey

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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