- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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