- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

It says so on your cap.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

A black man walks into a book store.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

OGC - tilt your head

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