- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

kiss me?

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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