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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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