- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

women's rights.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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