there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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guess what what? nothing.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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i eat poop

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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whos gay? you are

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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OBAMA

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Will you marry me?

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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