- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why was Timmy sad?

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How do u shit With ur ass

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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