Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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This is my joke. funny

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Do you believe this will change?

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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space is fun

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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