what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

what do gay people eat?? food

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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