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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

GONNA

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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