- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What abou three times

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

womens rights

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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