What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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hot diggity dog

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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