why was the man gay? because he likes men.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Sit on Santas lap Boner

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

K

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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