- Anti Joke

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

So a baby seal walks into a club

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

YOLO

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

So a baby seal walks into a club

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

whats long and black? a baton

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

k

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

YOLO

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

So a baby seal walks into a club

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

whats long and black? a baton

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

k

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.