What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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