- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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