- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Gestapo.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??