- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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a retard lost...

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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