How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Knock knock What

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Turn around.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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