- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Gabe Mercado

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Good.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

c+t+c?

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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