Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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