- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What is a question?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I have no ideas.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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