2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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women's rights.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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