what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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womens rights

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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Your mother

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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