Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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kiss me?

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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