How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Anti Joke

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