- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Is this a chair?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Knock knock What

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why? Because!

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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