why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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ballsack

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Looks through the peephole.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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God is real

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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