We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Video Games

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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I like to eat people

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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It's long!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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