- Anti Joke

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Jake Bowar

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Do you need any assistance?

no

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.