- Anti Joke

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.