What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Canada

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Your social life

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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