How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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8=D

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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