What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Knock Knock No one answers....

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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